I Believe

[hitoshigeran]

If any of you have ever seen The Blue Collar Commedy Tour Rides Again, you'll know what this thread's about. For anyone else just staring blankly at your moniters, it references a song in which the Bule Collar Comics saythings they believe in. That's what this thread is; a (potentially) never-ending I Believe song, where we state some humerous beliefs we have about the world!


*guitar chord*
I believe that you should leave your dink alone with your friends at a party, because chances are, you're going to wake up the next morning wearing a dress, holding a Barbie doll, and Duct taped to the wall of your room.

[rogue]

I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.

HEE! Some one ELSE who has seen it! -glomps- I watch the show for some random reason.

[hitoshigeran]

*ish glomped*
I believe that anyone wishing to wear a thong should have to go through a screening process

[yamiko]

I believe . . .

*thinks*

that whenever a Harry Potter movie comes out you'll need a magic wand to beat people over the head with to get to the front of the line.

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'Course, you should also take into account the people in line will beat back . . .